Room 500: The room next door is making a lot of noise and we can't sleep, can you get them to be quiet?
Front desk: Of course. *Call to Room 501* I just received a noise complaint about your room, can you please keep it down as a courtesy to your neighbors?
Room 501: Oh sorry, we were having group sex.
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On the morning of checkout after the last home football game (which was a particularly heartbreaking loss for the home team), I was short staffed and joined the housekeepers for an hour to help with the insurmountable work we had only a few hours to accomplish.
I have seen condoms and lube, sex toys, all kind of liquor, questionable substances of the white powder variety, just about everything under the sun when emptying rooms post-football checkout, but I reached a new terrifying low when I discovered a styrofoam cup full of poop. It could have been human OR animal... to this day I'll never know.
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