Some weirdo in a hoodie tried to jack my breakfast, and then he apologized.
Umm... weird? It gets weirder.
He was talking sense at first, until he got to the part about his vagina/pussy/chocha (his words) and his pee hole that had been circumcised and his brothers stretched it out. Oh, also, he was a fighter in WWI where he lost his arm after it got stuck on a tourniquet as he jumped out of a plane. And his finger hurts.
Thankfully this weirdo flashed me his key card from another property where I was able to get information from their manager. She was very kind to share some info with me, and I think we have this matter resolved... once social services arrives.
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