Caller: I'm on 55 South in Memphis right now, can you tell me how long it will take to get to you?
Me: Ummm... are you sure you have the right number? We're in Iowa.
Caller: Yes, that's where I'm headed.
For a moment there, I was certain this bitch was crazy. A quick Google Maps search later, I informed her that her estimated arrival time is slightly less than 9 hours. She didn't seem too pleased.
Umm... you're in Tennessee. WTF were you expecting?
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