Someone the size of an overfed midget asked me if we offer hard boiled eggs for breakfast. Umm... that's a solid no.
A black lady in oversize sunglasses and a faux-fur vest said to me, "Where's the breakfast? You look like you ate it all. I'm just kidding... thick ain't nothing wrong." She also told me I had beautiful dimples, at least I think she was referring to the ones on my face.
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