Room 108 paid ENTIRELY in change. Fourty-two dollars and fifty-six cents. No fucking joke. For the time it took me to count all the change, I should have just paid for his room my damn self. Jesus.
A guest refused to stay once he learned that we don't offer flat screen TVs in the rooms. Umm... really?
Another guest asked to stay for free since he "was owed a refund" from last year. Yeah, sorry dude, you're delusional. Thankfully he wasn't argumentative and just paid for his room.
107 was so eager to get into his room that he left without signing the receipt... or taking the key. He also gave me his best "The Wire"-esque shiiiiiiiit... quite comical.
Room 314 checked out early, which was all good cuz at 7pm I was already at 70% occupancy and I could use another king size room. I went to go service it (mostly just to pocket my $10 fee), and I found that this non-smoking room had been smoked in... excessively. Not only that, but our oh-so-courteous guest had taken the smoke detector from the wall and removed the battery. Dear guest, THAT IS A FELONY. I'm going to do him the one kindness of not turning over his information to the cops and just putting him on our Do Not Rent list. Fucker.
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